I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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