Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Randomize
