yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
She needs sedatives and a leash
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He did a backflip because drugs
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