Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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