BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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