sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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