sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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