At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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