She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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