If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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