I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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