So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
