I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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