how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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