Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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