Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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