Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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