Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I need moral support for this bender
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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