every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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