you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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