Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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