There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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