Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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