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My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
that may or may not have been my penis.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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