I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
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answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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