We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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