Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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