sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Can i not drive my cunt home
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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