Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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