I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I still have a little drunk in my system
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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