the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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