Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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