so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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