it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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