have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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