I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He shit in the fireplace
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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