yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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