that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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