I smell stomach acid.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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