well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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