I just made out with a guy for $7.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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