my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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