Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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