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(317): View more from Indiana

She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??

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(614): View more from Ohio

Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex

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(831): View more from California

No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.

(740): View more from Ohio

Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!

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