what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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