nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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