i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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