meet me or not, i'm out of control
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
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I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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