So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Randomize
