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the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?

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(561): View more from Florida

I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.

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(289): View more from Ontario

I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.

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It's sore actually

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(214): View more from Texas

new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.

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(925): View more from California

Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends

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(310): View more from California

I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.

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(813): View more from Florida

Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?

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