You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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