So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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