no. you can't hotbox the world.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
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Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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