: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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