I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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