i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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